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if they don't make hard mountain dew caffeinated i'm going to [redacted]

if they don't make hard mountain dew caffeinated i'm going to [redacted]

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Jan 29, 2022
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it’s 11 p.m., i forgot to write the newsletter earlier because i was busy enjoying life for once. oops!

but then my boyfriend showed me the hard mountain dew twitter page and i was inspired.

until i found out it’s not going to be caffeinated.

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