do they make a mushroom that will make me not ask about the mushrooms?

thoughts on adaptogens and some other trendy supplements

i’m sure we’ve all seen the boom in the use of adaptogenic mushrooms over the last few years. youtubers were saying they use four sigmatic, a company that makes “mushroom coffee,” for years now. bella hadid co-founded kin euphorics, which sells drinks with claimed effects like boosting immunity, giving you energy, and being a portal to peace. the more millennial-branded moon juice sells things like sex dust for your libido, and SuperYou basically sounds like an anti-depressant.

so what the fuck is up with all of this?